Who told you it was cute to write idiotic letters to things that simply can't write back, and if they could, probably would not give a crap what you think. For instance:
Dear Florida,
Why did you decide to totally ruin my day by having a torrential downpour? Me and my girlies were planning on beachin' it up! Thanks a lot Florida.
Yours Truly, Tammy
Listen Tammy, "Florida" does not give a crap about you and your girlies plans. Secondly, by the time "Florida" receives your letter it will be too late, because the mail system is slow. And lastly, if "Florida" could read your letter, it would plan its next downpour the next time you go to the beach, because you said "beachin' it up", and that is stupid.
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